IT Techie, Hurry Up My Downloads Tonight

An IT parody song to the tune of “Santa Baby.” IT techie, just slip some RAM in my PC for me; Been an awful good user, IT techie, So hurry up my downloads tonight. IT techie, a 24” touchscreen too, adjust hue; I’ll stay online for you, dear; IT techie, So hurry up my downloads tonight. Think of all the sales I’ve missed; Think of all the revenue that I’ve dismissed; Next year I could be just as good... if you give my PC the assist. IT techie, I want an SD slot and that’s not a lot; Been an angel all year; IT techie, So hurry up my downloads tonight. IT guru, one little thing I really need... More speed... with a T1 line, IT techie, So hurry up my downloads tonight. IT expert, and fill my device with effects and specs, Windows 8 would be great, IT expert, And hurry up my downloads tonight. Come and upgrade my PC with some applications to improve productivity; I’ll find solutions in you; Can you find solutions for me... IT techie, forgot to mention what I need most... A host... I don’t mean for my party: IT techie, So hurry up my downloads tonight. Hurry up my downloads tonight, Hurry, tonight!